March 2010
48 posts
“Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? Am I not creating...”
– ABRAHAM LINCOLN
SALAD?
none here
HAVE YOU CAUGHT THE DRIFT YET? ON THE OTHER SIDE... →
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
PERSON 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PERSON 2: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
PERSON 3: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
PERSON 4: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PERSON 5: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SARAH PALIN: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. UNFORTUNATELY, DESPITE YOUR BEST EFFORTS YOU WERE UNABLE TO SHORE UP ANY SALAD
FURTHERMORE
AND WE ARE ONE WITH THE WORLD, AND WE WERE NEVER SALAD, NOR SHALL WE EVER ATTEMPT TO BE AS OUR GOALS ARE NOTHING IF NOT SIMPLE. WE HAVE NO DESIRE TO OUTSIZE OUR MEANS. WE ARE NOT SALAD.
THIS RADIO STATION IS TRYING TO RAISE MONEY... →
“As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ probably because...”
– WOODY ALLEN IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM OF THINGS THAT ARE WHOLLY SEPARATE FROM THE SPHERE OF THE SALADS
SEARCHING FOR A NON SALAD ITEM WITH MASCULINITY TO... →
SING SING FOR THE DYING OF THE DAY FILLED WITH...
FIREUNDERWHERESALADCOULDHAVEBEENBUTISN'T
BOB: I HAVE LIT THIS MATCH
HARRY: AND IT IS TUESDAY
PHIL: SURELY WE MUST QUESTION THESE PROPOSITIONS
HARRY: I HAVE SOMETHING THAT I HAVE INTERPRETED AS A SALAD
PHIL: SURELY WE MUST QUESTION THESE PROPOSITIONS
BOB: I HAVE LIT THIS MATCH
META
THIS BLOG IS NOT A SALAD
Clients From Hell: Our planes don't break →
Here are some comments I have received from a major international airline while working on their commercial.
The TVC featured close-up CGI shots of the planes in flight with camera moving around the plane bodies to reveal logos etc.
The planes can’t fly backward. The camera must always move…
THIS POST’S SALAD CONTENT IS SEVERELY LACKING!!
A FIRE IS A PLACE TO SLEEP A SALAD IS NOT!!!
GOOD...
THE NEW ROTTING CHRIST ALBUM IS ABOUT THE DIRECT... →
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
– MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE TALKING NOT ABOUT SALAD!
WELL. NO.
TOURIST: COULD YOU GIVE US DIRECTIONS TO THE OLIVE GARDEN?
NEW YORKER: NO, BUT I COULD GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO SOMETHING THAT IS NOTTTTT SALADDDDDDD!
Qoppa
thingsiwikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qoppa
DEFINITELY NOT SALAD. IS THERE SALAD ON WIKIPEDIA? WE’LL NEVER KNOW!
DOES NOT LINK TO SALAD →
